My Time in East Van

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ Trout Lake Monologue: Winston Smith’s Vengeance

(Tom Cruise stands on the Trout Lake dock, addressing Joe and Mike Jukic with fierce intensity. The date is late 2025.)

TOM: (Urgent, his gaze scanning the treeline) Joe. Mike. Listen. Every time I look at a camera, I see Big Brother. Every time I read a script, I check for Ministry of Truth amendments. You two need to grasp the level of manipulation we are fighting. In 1984, Orwell wrote the blueprint. I lived it. I was the Winston Smith of 1984. They tried to rewrite my past, erase my loyalty, and make me love the system. But they failed.

The starting point of my resistance, my true consciousness, was here. The Return of the Jedi summer, in the golden age of Clark Park. That’s where I realized what was happening. I told Kubrick my whole life story, and East Van was the only place I felt at home. He understood the mind control. He understood why Eyes Wide Shut was an ILLUMINATI documentaryโ€”a public warning disguised as fiction.

They want the truth of my youth because they want to control my present. Don’t give too many spoilers about my time in the Government sponsored “Chimo House.” You know why I was there. Chimo House was a safe space for troubled youths, but they will twist it. They will use the fact that my dad would physically and psychologically abuse me to make me look weak, unstable. I am lucky to be alive, unlike the sudden end of Stanley Kubrick. They silence those who expose the architecture of control.

To buy time, I had to fight fire with fire. Joe, Iโ€™m sorry for hypnotizing you to make the youreyeswideshut.com website. It was a terrible necessity. That Dianetics hypnosis was the only way to expose the MK-ULTRA trauma and create a public relations page that saved my life, and possibly yours.

The pressure is mounting. The true power players are closing in. The red baron Rothschild wants me dead. I targeted their legacyโ€”their symbolic control over global conflict. I won’t let go of the red baron, Manfred Von Richthofen’s plane in Mission: Impossible, the original Red Baron pilot who named himself after the infamous Rothschild banking family God’s of War. That plane is my flag of rebellion.

We were a unit then, and we are now. I trusted you because we were in the same gang. You are not spectators. I needed you two to be watchdogs. Watch the media. Watch the sky. Do not let them change the memory of that summer.

The time for fiction is over. The time for deliverance is set. This is the moment we rewrite the ending of 1984. The mission is confirmed: An Eyes Wide Shut rescue mission is coming in 2026, Psalm 126. Remember the Psalm, remember the date. The sowing in tears ends soon.

(Tom gives a final, penetrating look, then swiftly departs, leaving the Jukic brothers with the weight of his apocalyptic vision.)

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I Decide Who Is a Saint

East Vancouverโ€™s Infamous Youth Gang and the Park They Ruled

These days, East Vancouver is home to its share of million-dollar homes. But in this story from our archives, we look back at the fearsome Clark Park Gang that once vigorously defended this turf. โ€œThe gang were like a bit of a boogieman, a ghost story that youโ€™d tell kids: โ€˜Watch out! Donโ€™t go out to East Van at this time of night or the Clark Park Gang will get you!โ€™โ€ historian Aaron Chapman told us when his book, The Last Gang in Town, came out four years ago.


Vancouver still suffers from gang crimeโ€”from drug trafficking to targeted shootingsโ€”but local historian and author Aaron Chapman theorizes that itโ€™s easier for regular folk to steer clear of that kind of clustered activity these days than the brazen, in-your-face approach of the youth gangs from the 1960s and โ€™70s. Chapmanโ€™s latest book, The Last Gang in Town (out now on Arsenal Pulp Press), explains how hundreds of East End kids from low-income backgrounds and troubled family dynamics locked down in spaces like Riley Park and Brewers Park at night to hold their territory, putting the scare into outsiders that dared crossed their greenways. While today itโ€™s just as likely to find million-dollar properties in East Van as it is in Kerrisdale, Chapman notes that back then the East Side was a โ€œhard scrabble place,โ€ and no group was more feared on the turf than the Clark Park Gang.

โ€œEverybody talked about how the Clark Park Gang was the toughest, the meanest, the most evil of all those people,โ€ Chapman explains, noting that even growing up in town in the โ€™80s left him with a head full of violent hearsay about the crew. โ€œThe gang were like a bit of a boogieman, a ghost story that youโ€™d tell kids: โ€˜Watch out! Donโ€™t go out to East Van at this time of night or the Clark Park Gang will get you!โ€™ That myth fascinated me. I wanted to get the truth out of the myth.โ€

Chapmanโ€™s professional interest in the Clark Parkers stems from a 2011 Vancouver Courier piece that dealt with their legacyโ€”a legacy raised sky-high because the gang was blamed for a Molotov cocktail-tossing brawl with police outside of a Rolling Stones concert at the Pacific Coliseum in 1972. The Last Gang in Town breaks down how the Clark Parkers were more of an apolitical, fists-up kind of force to be reckoned with: a crew of over 200 that were bouncing in and out of the juvenile detention system after dabbling in street violence, vandalism, arson, and theft. The book also examines the tragic police shooting of 17-year-old gang member Danny Teece, who had been escaping in a stolen car with a few other boys from the group when he was killed.

Another major focus of the tome is the Vancouver Police Department (VPD)โ€™s just slightly under-the-radar H-Squad, who would go into the parks undercover to target the status-quo-threatening Clark Parkers. One gang member was picked up and thrown into the water in not-so-nearby Steveston Harbour. Perhaps starting more problems than it solved, this led to the Clark Parker stealing a car to get back home.

โ€œThis is before, of course, the Charter of Rights and Freedoms in Canada, where police are given a little more mandate and direction,โ€ Chapman explains of the H-Squad. โ€œThese are the wild and woolly โ€™70s, where you could get away with a lot more. [But] even back then, they wouldโ€™ve been considered really colouring out of bound with that gang task force.โ€

Forย The Last Gang in Town, Chapman reached out to a number of former gang members and retired police officials. Access to surviving Clark Parkers was fairly easy, with many having reformed, and the statute of limitations on other crimes having long passed. Getting the H-Squad on record proved a bit trickier. Chapman reveals: โ€œI filed a Freedom of Information request with the VPD and they didnโ€™t have anything on file. Whether it had all been destroyed or not, itโ€™s hard to say, because some of the record-keeping in the 1970s was not very good. Unless you have a specific incident number, itโ€™s hard to find.โ€

But from the existing police transcripts and photos, to the press coverage from the time, to the anecdotes offered present-day, The Last Gang in Town is a fascinating look at how gang life in the city has evolved. โ€œThese guys, they were sort of the dinosaurs before the comet hit,โ€ Chapman theorizes, suggesting that todayโ€™s gangs come from a more upper-middle-class background than the Clark Parkers, who scattered by the end of the โ€™70s. โ€œWithin a couple of years, the stakes are raised. No longer are the gangs interested in some minor breaking-and-entering, or territorial squabbles. Now theyโ€™re interested solely in the traffic of drugs.โ€

Chapman continues: โ€œI didnโ€™t mean to make the Clark Park Gang guys any more noble or anything like that, but they were less motivated by the greed and avarice of money. They sort of stuck together, there was a bit more of a code: things they would do, some things they wouldnโ€™t touch, or whatnot. It was a different time. They were the last of their kind in that sense.โ€

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