Scientology In East Van

Joe Jukic and Tom Cruise stand on Kingsway, the traffic humming past like a steady baseline. The old Scientology center is gone now—just another storefront swallowed by time—but Joe remembers it clearly.

Joe Jukic:
“You know, Tom, this place used to pull people in. Not with signs or hype—just curiosity. East Van was different back then.”

Tom looks around, hands in his jacket pockets, studying the neighborhood the way he studies a set before cameras roll.

Tom Cruise:
“Places hold energy. Even when the building’s gone, the idea isn’t. East Van still has that mix—working people, immigrants, artists, skeptics. That’s where conversations actually matter.”

They start walking, the topic drifting naturally toward Findlay Street.

Joe:
“I’ve been thinking about the Croatian Center. Community hub. People already go there to talk, argue, eat, plan weddings, plan protests. If anything ever came back, it would need to respect that.”

Tom nods. He’s not pitching—he’s listening.

Tom:
“You don’t drop something new into a neighborhood. You let it grow out of what’s already there. If it doesn’t serve the locals, it fails. Simple.”

Joe gestures down the street.

Joe:
“Near Chris Armstrong’s old place—quiet block, but central. Not flashy. More like a place for study, conversation, self-discipline. No mystery, no sales pitch.”

Tom smiles slightly at that.

Tom:
“People underestimate how hungry they are for structure that isn’t coercive. A space to focus. Train the mind. Ask hard questions without being told what to think.”

They stop walking. For a moment, it’s just two guys imagining a different use for square footage.

Joe:
“East Van doesn’t need another gimmick. It needs places that take people seriously.”

Tom:
“Then if anything ever happens here, that’s the rule. Respect first. Everything else second.”

They shake hands—not sealing a deal, just acknowledging a shared idea—and head off in opposite directions, Kingsway swallowing the moment like it does with everything else.

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RACIST HOME INVASIONS

Yugo Joe, the boss of the EU mafia desperately tries to save his friends in East Van from Ice T, Tracey Marrow, the devil of North America’s ghettos, racist home invasions. Delusional ICE T thinks he is the chosen one JESUS reincarnate while her runs a night prowler home invasion syndicate. ICE took a cool million from the Jewish mafia mishpuka, for his rap song. In his delusional architecture ICE T thinks white people defending their homes are racist and he is the victim.

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My Time in East Van

👁️ Trout Lake Monologue: Winston Smith’s Vengeance

(Tom Cruise stands on the Trout Lake dock, addressing Joe and Mike Jukic with fierce intensity. The date is late 2025.)

TOM: (Urgent, his gaze scanning the treeline) Joe. Mike. Listen. Every time I look at a camera, I see Big Brother. Every time I read a script, I check for Ministry of Truth amendments. You two need to grasp the level of manipulation we are fighting. In 1984, Orwell wrote the blueprint. I lived it. I was the Winston Smith of 1984. They tried to rewrite my past, erase my loyalty, and make me love the system. But they failed.

The starting point of my resistance, my true consciousness, was here. The Return of the Jedi summer, in the golden age of Clark Park. That’s where I realized what was happening. I told Kubrick my whole life story, and East Van was the only place I felt at home. He understood the mind control. He understood why Eyes Wide Shut was an ILLUMINATI documentary—a public warning disguised as fiction.

They want the truth of my youth because they want to control my present. Don’t give too many spoilers about my time in the Government sponsored “Chimo House.” You know why I was there. Chimo House was a safe space for troubled youths, but they will twist it. They will use the fact that my dad would physically and psychologically abuse me to make me look weak, unstable. I am lucky to be alive, unlike the sudden end of Stanley Kubrick. They silence those who expose the architecture of control.

To buy time, I had to fight fire with fire. Joe, I’m sorry for hypnotizing you to make the youreyeswideshut.com website. It was a terrible necessity. That Dianetics hypnosis was the only way to expose the MK-ULTRA trauma and create a public relations page that saved my life, and possibly yours.

The pressure is mounting. The true power players are closing in. The red baron Rothschild wants me dead. I targeted their legacy—their symbolic control over global conflict. I won’t let go of the red baron, Manfred Von Richthofen’s plane in Mission: Impossible, the original Red Baron pilot who named himself after the infamous Rothschild banking family God’s of War. That plane is my flag of rebellion.

We were a unit then, and we are now. I trusted you because we were in the same gang. You are not spectators. I needed you two to be watchdogs. Watch the media. Watch the sky. Do not let them change the memory of that summer.

The time for fiction is over. The time for deliverance is set. This is the moment we rewrite the ending of 1984. The mission is confirmed: An Eyes Wide Shut rescue mission is coming in 2026, Psalm 126. Remember the Psalm, remember the date. The sowing in tears ends soon.

(Tom gives a final, penetrating look, then swiftly departs, leaving the Jukic brothers with the weight of his apocalyptic vision.)

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