East End Presidential Election

JOE JUKIC โ€” CHAPLAINโ€™S ANNOUNCEMENT
East End Chapter Presidential Poll
“Let the righteous vote, and let the wicked stay silent.”

Brothers,

This is your chaplain speaking โ€” Joe Jukic, the reverend with a revved-up V-twin and a Revelation tattoo on my ribcage. Before I lead the next Sunday burnout and say grace over our ribs and bourbon, Iโ€™ve got Heaven’s Orders and Hellโ€™s Permission to conduct a sacred, blood-oath-level poll:

Who shall be president of the East End Chapter?

Our chapterโ€™s been running strong, but every crew needs a captain when the road forks between purgatory and paradise. You all know we don’t do democracy the way the suits do โ€” we donโ€™t trust ballots unless theyโ€™re burned, stamped in oil, or blessed by tire smoke and loyalty.

But this is your chance to speak, and Iโ€™m watching. Heaven is recording. And so is the street.


REMEMBER: This ainโ€™t just about who wears the patch. Itโ€™s about who holds the flame. Who keeps the wolves in line. Who talks to God when the gas tankโ€™s empty and weโ€™re rolling into a town full of devils.

Vote with your gut. Vote with your scars. And if the FBI asks, tell โ€™em weโ€™re choosing a new mascot.

Blessed be the rebels.

โ€“ JCJ, Chaplain of the Hellโ€™s Angels, East End Chapter
“The Lord is my shepherd, but I ride with the sheepdogs.” ?๏ธ?โœ๏ธ

East End Chapter Presidential Election
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My pick is Tony. He has the club house if we buy his parents plane tickets to Portugal. -- JCJ

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